The ending lineup was:
But they certainly do deserve these alleged accolades.
The post linked above describes the awards they would be receiving if it were possible to /p/u/t/ /t/h/e/m/ /i/n/ /t/h/e/i/r/ /p/l/a/c/e/s/ give them their due honors.
However, the article that describes the achievements for the five finalists is just chock full of the praise they so richly deserve - "Ultimate Wingnut Finalists"
Read both of the articles, they highlight the deep appreciation that the author holds for these esteemed personages.