"Santa Clause is...Tapping your phone?"

The following ditty was supposedly sung at a rollicking U.S. Department of Justice Christmas party during the Carter administration.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's buggin' your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin' a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom
Surveils you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure,
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

from: http://www.drugwarprisoners.org/2santa.htm
Courtesy of The Committee on Unjust Sentencing ("Drug War Prisoners")